Where is the hickey?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Randomize
