At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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