his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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