ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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