It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
She just used a chaser for red wine.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
