Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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