Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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