She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
So much Jack, so little girl.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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