Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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