Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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