so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
splinters make it hard to masturbate
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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