I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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