Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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