even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
BRING THE BAGELS
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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