I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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