lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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