DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
