Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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