Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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