after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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