Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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