Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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