it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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