he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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