I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Randomize
