Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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