Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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