The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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