Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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