It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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