Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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