would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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