Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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