Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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