So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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