I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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