I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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