Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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