did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I think your dad took our porno
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Randomize
