How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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