I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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