she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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