Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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