Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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