ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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