i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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