last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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