Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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