can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize