i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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