They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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