bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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