My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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