You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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