so explain again why im purple
no
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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