More tranny stories later!
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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