well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I wish i was in the wii world.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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