No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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