just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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