Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Its about making memories worth repressing
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Randomize